Postcards on this page are about 4"
x 6" (4.125" x 5.875") - (105mm x 149mm).
Color cards are shown in color. B&W cards are shown in B&W.
All Artcards are $.75 each. Ordering
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see a larger sized image.
"And now who can show the proper way to start
Animals praying at
"Lassie, did something
happen to Timmy?
Sure roaches are bad... just be thankful they're not carnivorous!
"Oh sure, blame me again" (Cat says to owner
holding dripping wet shoe.)
"The Cookout" (Man roasting wiener, pet
cat roasting mouse)
"ya know... maybe I don't want to be a cowpuncher after
all." (after watching the cow blast a good punch back.)
"Here kitty, kitty... oh where is that little dickens?"
(Cat skeleton pile underneath bird cage... bird just finishing
"... and so, if we didn't go off and kill the
whales you gals wouldn't have had lipstick" (old mariner
"It's okay Ernie, they're friends" (pet
cat explains party mess to owner)
"...one small pizza with cheese, sausage and... and sparrows??"
(cats at public phone across street ordering pizza)
"Well if you don't like the toxins, then just eat the noodles"
"All right Moses, let's quit parting that jell-o
and sit down and eat"
"A turntable, stereo receiver, two woofers and
four tweeter for only $50? Golly"
Flock of ducks at gas station getting directions, reading map
Big fat pock marked alien monster swatting landing space module
Racoon driving car sports human tail flying from antennea
Armed ducks lure hunters with human decoys
"Sydney's last midnight snack" (fruits & veggies
lurch for him baring lots of teeth)
Nose comes off with glasses
Strange court game
Car reflects owner
"Eight easy steps" (all same)
Cards below are thermographs...
raised ink in shades of red, white and black.
"We know in our hearts that we are in the world
for keeps yet we are still tackeling 20 year problems with 5
year plans staffed by 2 year personel working with 1 year approriation.
It's simply not good enough"
I LOVE my ....???
Greetings from Red Square
"Ignore previous card!"
"Improve yourself, add these
words to your vocabulary.